Lowe's Holy War (The Best Kind of War)

Facing boycotts as retribution for pulling TV ads, a Lowe's spokesperson issued the following statement:  "We are sorry if we offended anybody - don't take it too hard;  All this supernatural stuff is pretty much just all made up, anyway, it's merely a way to control people by manipulating their emotions and natural tendencies to feel that they are part of a larger group."